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A kitchen worktop with a pan and a wooden board on it, shot from above the counter

three kitchens, three sizes

The kitchens

Every apartment has its own kitchen, and the house has one more besides. Here is what each of the three actually is, sized honestly rather than flattered.

Parlour floor, behind the front room

The parlour kitchen

The one that makes a whole-house let work.

  • A five-ring gas range with a double oven, one of them large enough for a turkey or a tray of thirty
  • Nine feet of worktop, which is four people cooking without standing on each other
  • A dishwasher, a full-height refrigerator and a separate freezer
  • Crockery, glassware and cutlery for thirty-four, which is the seated capacity of the house
  • A dining table for six, with two leaves that take it to ten

Garden level, open to the sitting room

The garden kitchen

The everyday one, and the one a caterer uses as the cold side.

  • A four-ring hob and a single oven
  • A full-height refrigerator, a dishwasher and a kettle
  • A table for four, and the door to the terrace beside it
  • Crockery and cutlery for eight, which is the apartment's own set

Top floor, along the sitting-room wall

The loft kitchen

Small, and honestly described as small.

  • Two rings and a combination microwave oven — there is no full-size oven up here
  • A full-height refrigerator and a dishwasher drawer
  • Crockery and cutlery for four
The parlour kitchen: a gas range and a long worktop, set up for cooking rather than for the photograph

The parlour kitchen

The one that makes a whole-house let work. Nine feet of worktop, which is four people cooking without standing on each other, and a five-ring gas range with a double oven, one of them large enough for a turkey or a tray of thirty — the two facts a caterer actually needs to hear before agreeing to work in a house they have not seen. Crockery, glassware and cutlery for thirty-four, which is the seated capacity of the house.

The house takes a wedding of about thirty-five seated. What makes it work is not the parlour, which is beautiful, but the second kitchen and the fact that eleven people can stay the night — so the day does not end with a convoy of cars. Both kitchens, so a caterer can work while the room is in use

The small kitchen, described as small

Small, and honestly described as small. It is on the top floor, along one wall of the sitting room, and it is a real kitchen rather than a hotel-room kettle tray — but it is not the room to plan a sit-down dinner around.

The loft kitchen, plainly. Two rings and a combination microwave oven — there is no full-size oven up here

Between the three kitchens, the range runs from a house that can cook for its own seated capacity at once to an apartment kitchen built for a quiet evening rather than a dinner party, and which one a booking needs is usually obvious once it is described this plainly.

See what each apartment's own kitchen includes

Every apartment page lists its kitchen among what is in the rate, alongside the bedrooms, the bathroom and what the apartment does not have.